Walking through Azusa

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 10:45 am on Tuesday, April 20, 2004

This weekend I did something I don’t think I’ve ever done before. I decided to take a walk around town and actually see the city in which I dwell.

I stopped by the the local Spanish-speaker’s supermarket, King Ranch Market, to pick up some bread, juice, and some other perishables. The juice was easy enough to find, as were the lunchmeats. The bread, on the other hand, was surprisingly difficult to locate. I could have, however, had my choice of a countless different brands of tortillas scattered throughout the store and down the entire length of one aisle. There were also five variety of beans to choose from in large barrels sold by the pound. Bags of fresh hot peppers for eighty-eight cents per four-pound bag. I learned that Goya makes everything under the sun. After twenty minutes of walking around, i finally found the bread section. It took up the bottom half of a five-foot segment at the end of one aisle, next to the potato chips. There were four brands of bread to choose from, none of which I recognized. At the check-out counter, none of the magazines were in English.

Square Wheels

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 10:36 am on Sunday, April 18, 2004

Smooth riding on square wheels

Follow the Leader

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 9:26 am on Friday, April 16, 2004

He started it!

  1. Grab the nearest book.
  2. Open the book to page 23.
  3. Find the fifth sentence.
  4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

“Many unincorporated suburban areas, however, resist efforts to annex them into the city because of possibly higher tax rates and loss of local control over schools and other services”

One Year Anniversary

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 10:04 am on Thursday, April 15, 2004

It was one year ago today on a Monday morning that I began working here at SeeBeyond Technology Corporation (formerly known as Software Technology Corporation). It doesn’t feel like a year. Feels longer, actually, but short at the same time. Hard to explain. It doesn’t seem like it was that long ago that I dropped everything in Gainesville, piled all of my worldly possessions into a trailer, and hauled ass across the bottom of the US with Bill. But it also feels like I’ve been working for longer than a year. In some ways I have. If you count the number of hours I’ve spent in the office in the last 52 weeks, it’d be a good deal more than 2080. As my coworkers have said, working at SeeBeyond for 1 year is like working for 2 or 3 at other companies. It’s too bad I can’t say that on my resume. So yeah, it’s been a year now. I didn’t even realize until just now. So here it is, my unspectacular celebration of my first year as, as Amanda puts it, a Real Person.

Haircut

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 10:37 am on Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Today I got my hair cut by a very rotund goth lady with New Kids on the Block trading cards and a photo with the She-Hulk taped to the mirror at her station.

Selfless

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 8:59 am on Sunday, April 11, 2004

This is somewhat related to my last short. But this time we can say “We’re doing it for you, honey.”

GunBound Science

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 1:40 am on Sunday, April 11, 2004

Identifying GunBound players by their laugh:

hahahaha - English speaker

jajajaja - Spanish speaker

huahuahuahua - Portuguese speaker, probably Brazilian

kakakaka - Korean

Fuk u, u all priks - Twelve year old that just killed himself.

Fight Cancer!

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 6:51 am on Thursday, April 8, 2004

Studies reveal a new and exciting way to fight cancer. As if us guys needed another excuse =P.

The Wright Brothers

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 10:15 pm on Wednesday, April 7, 2004

I think I saw the Wright Brothers by Building 101 today

What? You saw the Wright Brothers? But .. they’re dead…

No, not the Wright Brothers, the Reitbergers. Fred and his wife.

whoops!

Filed under: Uncategorized — anselor at 5:04 am on Tuesday, April 6, 2004

Secret Stash

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