Deleting Posts
You know, you shouldn’t delete your posts.
Why not?
Good or bad your blog entries document your life and give you a window into your past. Also, if you’d deleted this post before I got to read it, the highlight of my day today would’ve been finding another bottle of lemonade in the fridge.
So I should keep my posts up for your amusement?
No, I’m just saying there’s a Butterfly Effect. For all you know your posts will prevent WWIII. You wouldn’t want the death of millions looming over your head, now, would you?
haha, right
Let’s say you delete your posts regularly. The five or ten minutes each day that Stephen spends reading your entries are now diverted to some other activities. So, in all this free time he’s able to develop a deadly biogonetic plague in lab. But then his jealous antisocial lab mate steals his invention and sells it on eBay to Canadians. We all know Canadians have been secretly resentful of American successes, they’ve just been waiting for the perfect time to strike. Canada, then unleashes this plague upon the world killing everyone. The only survivors of the human race would the two astronauts on the International Space Station. They’d be stuck trying to figure out how to produce offspring out of two sperm cells. All because you deleted your posts.
LOL! You should’ve been born Jewish!
